It's no surprise that you have got the Idea behind the post ( I assume the readers of my Blog to be smart). I won't brush you through the recent hikes in Petrol prices nor provide a report on the resentment of the affected. We are here to be Optimistic. Yeah! It's the only weapon of a common man to survive in this dreadful world. Now coming to the core issue of this post - Petrol !!
Are you wondering why did the Govt. make such a move ? Neh ! Not to fill the loss of big shot companies. The Govt. has got some great vision. ( Justice still is blind-folded) The hikes bring in huge change in this modern era.
1) No more buses, houses, offices, and for that sake anything burnt during a National/Regional/Mandal/any other local body BANDH will be burnt anymore owing to the high price of petrol which agitators can't afford.
2) Suicides rate will be coming down, as the "Successful Suicide Index" suggests that 67% of the suicides have been successful when Petrol was the agent. ( Death rate due to Heart attacks might go up after every parliament session on petrol finishes. But we ignore the side-effects at this point)
3) People from the cycle manufacturing Industries are to get good food and wages. The hike in the cycling sector is estimated to be in several multiples of Inflation. (Good News !!)
4) Kids are given a whack on the back while found inhaling the air from the petrol tank (as many of us did with no restrictions during 90's). Parents believe that the kids are absorbing 5% of petrol which is around 4.1 Rs/ltr. This protects the kids from harmful effects of aromatic Hydro-carbons.
Several benefits have been observed by the hike in fuel prices. Hence don't get misled by the irrational blame on the Govt. It thinks a lot about the common man.
P.S: For those who took it to heart. Bazingaaa !!
P.P.S: For those who don't know what Bazingaa is - Can't help.
